What men think about during sex

3 06 2013


Here are some of the things men think about during sex … according to the women’s magazine “Maire Claire”. I know what you’re thinking:this is a magazine for women, so this list is going to be LAME. And for the most part … you’re right. But for what it’s worth, this list was written by a GUY, so some of it actually makes sense. Here you go:

How did I get here
For single guys, this is the moment you realize you’re finally about to get laid. Part of you can’t quite believe it, and part of you is desperately trying to remember for next time: “What did I do in order to get this person to want to have sex with me?”

I’m out of shape
At the moment of truth, the fact that most of us guys are lazy and out-of-shape can hit home pretty hard. Inevitably, you’re wishing you stuck to your New Year’s Resolution about doing more crunches.

Don’t finish!
Unless you’re an expert in tantric sex, there’s going to be a difference between how long YOU want to go, and how long SHE does. Here’s a hint: she wants you to go longer. Most guys are caught between enjoying themselves and thinking, “Just hold on…”


Someone else
This one goes both ways. Sometimes we HAVE to think of someone else…someone repulsive …because we don’t WANT to finish. And sometimes we think about someone else because it turns us on. Sorry, it’s true. But women are guilty of this too.

What she likes
Guys take mental notes about what is and isn’t working. That is, if they’re SMART. That way, if there’s a next time,they know what’s going to get a good reaction, and they know what NOT to do.

The immediate surroundings
Guys can totally lose focus when they’re getting-it-on, check out their surroundings, and STILL get
off. It’s unfair, we know. It means we might glance at the TV, or at whatever photos you have propped up too close to the bed.

Birth control
No matter how into the moment you are, there’s still that question: “Are we being safe enough?” Hopefully, you answered this question BEFORE you got naked.

Do I really like this person?
Yes, guys ask themselves this question too. They might even think: Does this person like ME? The only
difference is, the answer to either question won’t ruin the moment one way or the other.


Am I doing this right?
A lot of guys have lousy rhythm, both on and off the dance floor. And it’s never more noticeable than when you get in a bad groove while you’re horizontal.

Will she?
Sure, men are selfish in bed. And it’s easier for us to “finish.” But we’re still always thinking about the BIG question during sex: Will SHE finish? Since we all know that question is harder to answer, it can add a lot of pressure.




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